I'm just gettin' started bitch

queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

nadadrop:

kanyewesticle:

sigsauer-ist:

goodbye

Genius

This looks so fun.

nadadrop:

kanyewesticle:

sigsauer-ist:

goodbye

Genius

This looks so fun.

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

wifined:

when u meet a new friend and you have no memories to talk aboutimage

dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

supamuthafuckinvillain:

oh yea i kno her 

supamuthafuckinvillain:

oh yea i kno her 

the-burrito:

Join tumblr

the-burrito:

Join tumblr

hyadain:

when u beat a game with a sad ending image

whitegirlsaintshit:

Pam ain’t playin no fuckin games wit y’all pinterest ass bitches

whitegirlsaintshit:

Pam ain’t playin no fuckin games wit y’all pinterest ass bitches